"so long...it's been good to know ya..."

(beisbol being too berry berry good to him…)

I’ve said this before and have always gotten sucked back in. When they changed from their awesome red uniforms to the crappy, bush-league blues they wear now…when they signed John Rocker…when they let Pudge Rodriguez get away…when they signed any number of total scumbags that came aboard during the awful John Hart era…

But this time, Rangers…I’m out. Done. Finito. Other than signing Barry Bonds, I don’t think you can get any lower than signing this asshole…

So now I am officially a Twins fan. No going back. Done deal.

Fuck off, Texas. (Rangers, that is.) Oh, and speaking of Barry Bonds…I do hope you had the foresight to include some kind of contract clause like the one the Giants put together. Not that they should have re-signed him, either…

Fuckers.